Funny Things - Age Appropriate?
13 years ago
Tuesday, July 21, 2015
KAEDAMA! One more time. I haven't updated this blog in years, but I think it's time for a photo dump for any who want to see what I've been up to the last year in Japan. I came back for one last hurrah, and while I may not be back for a while, I doubt this will be my last visit to the Land of the Rising Sun. It's been a challenge. It's been an adventure. Love you, Japan.
Friday, May 7, 2010
Saturday, January 9, 2010
あけましておめでとう！
happy new years to everyone from japan! ^^
it was quite a different year this time around for the holidays. i definitely missed my family! thanks to the power of the interweb i was able to talk to some back home on christmas, which was a pretty excellent christmas present all in itself.
winter vacation is just coming to a bitter cold end. the break was short, but very sweet. lots of parties at local bars, two big year-end parties with teachers and school staff, and of course my studies to keep me from losing my mind these last couple of cold, lonely weeks.
my very humble japanese skill is finally starting to improve with time. not as fast as i had hoped, but i haven't been the japanese studying machine that i was planning on.
the jet program, unlike what some will tell you, is no walk in the grass. some high school alts (assistant language teachers) will teach only a handful of classes a week, but working at middle schools and elementary schools, i'll be teaching four to six classes every day some weeks. it's quite tiring and time consuming! this is especially true for a couple of the elementary schools where i'm completely responsible for lesson plans, classroom management, and everything else involved.
all of this was to stress that it's harder to devote most of your time to japanese than one would think being an alt in japan! when i would get home from school, i would open up the textbook that the program provided me, and want to sleep. after i'd sleep, i'd open it again, and want to sleep some more. studying japanese from that textbook was turning into a chore, and a chore wasn't what i wanted after working 8 hours without 10 minutes of break time.
over the break i tried out a new style of studying! japanese acquisition at it's best!? i don't know yet! perhaps!?
i read manga, watch movies, listen to japanese music and podcasts, read japanese blogs, and i pull my study material from all of them. if there's a sentence that has a curious grammar, or a word i don't know, i make a flashcard out of it online. the front of the card is japanese, and the back is the reading of all the kanji (chinese characters) and the meaning in english if needed.
my textbooks <("<) (>"<) (>")>
the flash card program is called SRS (spaced repetition system). when i see the flash card, i rate myself from 1-5, 5 being that i understood the sentence immediately without having to think about it, and 1 being that i totally forgot how to read it or what the meaning was. if the card was easy, it will show me again in six days. after six days, if i rate that it was easy again, i won't see it again for perhaps 1 month, and so on. if it was difficult, it'll show it to me again after a few minutes, or only one or two days. it works towards putting everything into your long-term memory.
so, this is how i'm learning japanese recently! i've cut english out of my diet as much as possible, and all of my media, especially, is japanese. i speak with other english teachers in english, and i use english at school, but that's all. getting rid of the textbook and using comics and movies and the like is keeping it fun as well, so i'm really motivated to study. i invested in some japanese grammar dictionaries for the tough times when i can't figure out the meaning of a sentence from context. i'm also devoting the time to learn 50 new kanji every day!
i had a good long conversation with an old man at a tea shop yesterday (in japanese). i had my hair fixed and my way cool jacket on, so he thought i was from the local university, haha. we talked for about 15 minutes. he said, "i know it's rude to ask, but, are you single? did you come to japan alone?" i told him that i am, that i did, and he asked me about cooking at home. i told him that i can't really cook, but i'm trying my darndest! he said he's doing the same because his wife passed away recently. he said he's never cooked before, but he's been finding some good recipes online. he gave me a 50 cent discount on the tea, and i told him i'd be sure to come back!
situations like that make the effort all worth it when it comes to studying the jps.
so, that's the update! here's your bonus picture! it's me! and a castle!
it was quite a different year this time around for the holidays. i definitely missed my family! thanks to the power of the interweb i was able to talk to some back home on christmas, which was a pretty excellent christmas present all in itself.
winter vacation is just coming to a bitter cold end. the break was short, but very sweet. lots of parties at local bars, two big year-end parties with teachers and school staff, and of course my studies to keep me from losing my mind these last couple of cold, lonely weeks.
my very humble japanese skill is finally starting to improve with time. not as fast as i had hoped, but i haven't been the japanese studying machine that i was planning on.
the jet program, unlike what some will tell you, is no walk in the grass. some high school alts (assistant language teachers) will teach only a handful of classes a week, but working at middle schools and elementary schools, i'll be teaching four to six classes every day some weeks. it's quite tiring and time consuming! this is especially true for a couple of the elementary schools where i'm completely responsible for lesson plans, classroom management, and everything else involved.
all of this was to stress that it's harder to devote most of your time to japanese than one would think being an alt in japan! when i would get home from school, i would open up the textbook that the program provided me, and want to sleep. after i'd sleep, i'd open it again, and want to sleep some more. studying japanese from that textbook was turning into a chore, and a chore wasn't what i wanted after working 8 hours without 10 minutes of break time.
over the break i tried out a new style of studying! japanese acquisition at it's best!? i don't know yet! perhaps!?
i read manga, watch movies, listen to japanese music and podcasts, read japanese blogs, and i pull my study material from all of them. if there's a sentence that has a curious grammar, or a word i don't know, i make a flashcard out of it online. the front of the card is japanese, and the back is the reading of all the kanji (chinese characters) and the meaning in english if needed.
my textbooks <("<) (>"<) (>")>
the flash card program is called SRS (spaced repetition system). when i see the flash card, i rate myself from 1-5, 5 being that i understood the sentence immediately without having to think about it, and 1 being that i totally forgot how to read it or what the meaning was. if the card was easy, it will show me again in six days. after six days, if i rate that it was easy again, i won't see it again for perhaps 1 month, and so on. if it was difficult, it'll show it to me again after a few minutes, or only one or two days. it works towards putting everything into your long-term memory.
so, this is how i'm learning japanese recently! i've cut english out of my diet as much as possible, and all of my media, especially, is japanese. i speak with other english teachers in english, and i use english at school, but that's all. getting rid of the textbook and using comics and movies and the like is keeping it fun as well, so i'm really motivated to study. i invested in some japanese grammar dictionaries for the tough times when i can't figure out the meaning of a sentence from context. i'm also devoting the time to learn 50 new kanji every day!
i had a good long conversation with an old man at a tea shop yesterday (in japanese). i had my hair fixed and my way cool jacket on, so he thought i was from the local university, haha. we talked for about 15 minutes. he said, "i know it's rude to ask, but, are you single? did you come to japan alone?" i told him that i am, that i did, and he asked me about cooking at home. i told him that i can't really cook, but i'm trying my darndest! he said he's doing the same because his wife passed away recently. he said he's never cooked before, but he's been finding some good recipes online. he gave me a 50 cent discount on the tea, and i told him i'd be sure to come back!
situations like that make the effort all worth it when it comes to studying the jps.
so, that's the update! here's your bonus picture! it's me! and a castle!
Saturday, December 26, 2009
Tuesday, October 13, 2009
hiROshima
three life lessons learned this past weekend. but first! let me tell you what i did this weekend.
i went to hiroshima! i took an express train, then a shinkansen, and then a short walk. it was a lovely three day weekend, and everyone was heading to the japanese town of yummy oysters for the annual sake festival. that's right, every sake producer in japan was there to be represented. a short local train ride out of hiroshima, and outside the station the streets are lined with men and women trying to get you to try some sake. kids and school children are passing out fliers, and the air smells of the favorite japanese past time. on the way to the park you see stands with 5 dollar sticks of chicken shishkabob, ridiculously cute doraemon shaped cakes, and googley-eyed goldfish waiting to be scooped by the skillful hand
here's where i ran into the first life lesson. never trust japanese atms. the thing about 5 dollar sticks of greasy chicken and seared pork is that they taste just as good as they smell and look. one might even be brought to believe they're worth the cash! however, when you go to another city in japan, take cash out from your local bank first. went to 7-eleven atm, and my bank decided to close its atm privileges... on saturday. in the middle of the day. when i was hungry. when i was broke. when i was... sad. for sad i was. i was hungry and without cash for shishkabob.
we make our way to the park, and i hope the dude that owes me money can save my butt. he's broke as well and with the same problem as me. a friend pays the $16 to get me into the festival, and i am indebted to him. minors permitted free of charge. i walk through the gate, a blonde haired japanese dude hands me a bag with a tiny sake cup and a list of every sake available. there are hundreds and hundreds to choose from. the booths are set up by province. okinawa sake over here, fukuoka sake over there, and rosy-nosed, staggering patrons in every corner. as long as i have cup in hand i don't have to pay another cent while i'm in the park. so...
let the fun begin! i walk up to a booth, and they ask me what i want. i think... food! so, my friend is kind enough to buy me some noodles... yum... i go back to the booth! there are about 30 bottles to choose from, and i tell him to pour his "osusume" (recommendation). it's strong! i go to the next booth, just following my friends, and try from all parts of japan, my sake cup getting stickier and grimier as i go. we meet up with friends, and a relaxing day follows sitting on the grass in the cool autumn weather.
we chill in the park until all the sake has been drunk and make for the station. 16 bucks for about 7 hours of festival fun. i'm doing fine, as japanese sake is, not surprisingly, about as strong as water for a non-japanese dude who paces himself. after an entertaining train ride home with a bunch of rowdy foreigners and frightened japanese people, i head straight back for the hostel, as i have no money for further entertainment until the next morning when my bank will let me pull out my money.
second life lesson? bring your own towel and soap when staying at a hostel...
i played mario and luigi (awesome game) and turned in early. the next day i had money, was able to buy something to eat, and walk around hiroshima. i went to the peace park! it was a sad place. i made my way to the river, met with some of my new friends nearby, and hung out for the afternoon.
the next day was me sleeping late, sleeping on trains, unpacking and going to bed earlier than anyone under 70 should ever do. after a six day workweek, i needed a lazy hiroshima vacation. thank you hiroshima. i won't forget you.
i went to hiroshima! i took an express train, then a shinkansen, and then a short walk. it was a lovely three day weekend, and everyone was heading to the japanese town of yummy oysters for the annual sake festival. that's right, every sake producer in japan was there to be represented. a short local train ride out of hiroshima, and outside the station the streets are lined with men and women trying to get you to try some sake. kids and school children are passing out fliers, and the air smells of the favorite japanese past time. on the way to the park you see stands with 5 dollar sticks of chicken shishkabob, ridiculously cute doraemon shaped cakes, and googley-eyed goldfish waiting to be scooped by the skillful hand
here's where i ran into the first life lesson. never trust japanese atms. the thing about 5 dollar sticks of greasy chicken and seared pork is that they taste just as good as they smell and look. one might even be brought to believe they're worth the cash! however, when you go to another city in japan, take cash out from your local bank first. went to 7-eleven atm, and my bank decided to close its atm privileges... on saturday. in the middle of the day. when i was hungry. when i was broke. when i was... sad. for sad i was. i was hungry and without cash for shishkabob.
we make our way to the park, and i hope the dude that owes me money can save my butt. he's broke as well and with the same problem as me. a friend pays the $16 to get me into the festival, and i am indebted to him. minors permitted free of charge. i walk through the gate, a blonde haired japanese dude hands me a bag with a tiny sake cup and a list of every sake available. there are hundreds and hundreds to choose from. the booths are set up by province. okinawa sake over here, fukuoka sake over there, and rosy-nosed, staggering patrons in every corner. as long as i have cup in hand i don't have to pay another cent while i'm in the park. so...
let the fun begin! i walk up to a booth, and they ask me what i want. i think... food! so, my friend is kind enough to buy me some noodles... yum... i go back to the booth! there are about 30 bottles to choose from, and i tell him to pour his "osusume" (recommendation). it's strong! i go to the next booth, just following my friends, and try from all parts of japan, my sake cup getting stickier and grimier as i go. we meet up with friends, and a relaxing day follows sitting on the grass in the cool autumn weather.
we chill in the park until all the sake has been drunk and make for the station. 16 bucks for about 7 hours of festival fun. i'm doing fine, as japanese sake is, not surprisingly, about as strong as water for a non-japanese dude who paces himself. after an entertaining train ride home with a bunch of rowdy foreigners and frightened japanese people, i head straight back for the hostel, as i have no money for further entertainment until the next morning when my bank will let me pull out my money.
second life lesson? bring your own towel and soap when staying at a hostel...
i played mario and luigi (awesome game) and turned in early. the next day i had money, was able to buy something to eat, and walk around hiroshima. i went to the peace park! it was a sad place. i made my way to the river, met with some of my new friends nearby, and hung out for the afternoon.
the next day was me sleeping late, sleeping on trains, unpacking and going to bed earlier than anyone under 70 should ever do. after a six day workweek, i needed a lazy hiroshima vacation. thank you hiroshima. i won't forget you.
Saturday, August 29, 2009
my apartment is super clean right now
oh my goodness! it has been quite a while since i made a decent update on kaedama! i guess that means that... it's about time!
the problem with not writing enough is that all of the stories pile up, and it's very hard to decide where to begin! well, as for work, i haven't been doing a ton of it lately. i have six schools that i'll be working at starting on monday - three junior high schools and three elementary schools. i'll have a "base" school each month, which is a junior high school where i spend most of my time. they rotate, so each month my base school will change. so far i've only been to each school once to have a short discussion with my supervising teachers. i'm a little overwhelmed right now! i always thought that i'd be working exclusively with one teacher per school, but at some of my schools i'll be working with many different teachers, especially in the elementary schools. between six schools (seven starting in january) i'm not sure how well i'll get to know each teacher. not to mention the hundreds upon hundreds of students that i'll be teaching! i must think of a groundbreaking, best-selling way to remember hundreds of names in a short period of time... can it be done?
obon in nagasaki city!
it was really pretty cool, cats and canaries! obon is a festival for the dead... with firecrackers! there were people walking down the streets from all over the city to gather at the wharf. they were carrying boats that they had made with pictures of people in the family who have died in the past year. everyone was in pretty good spirits, even though one old japanese lady told me that it was a really sad day for most of the participants. it's a day when the spirits of the deceased come back to say goodbye.
everyone was throwing firecrackers! by the end of the night, the streets were coated with the stuff. it was kind of mayhem, with people throwing them in the air and having them rain down on unsuspecting onlookers a couple of times. one even landed on me! it was loud and scary, but i survived. the cops were walking around to try and make sure people didn't do anything too ridiculous, but they were few in number, and we onlookers were many. thank goodness for earplugs.
i went to another nomikai with the teachers and principal of one of my elementary schools! this one was even more expensive, but good times! i got to eat.... WHALE!!! NOOOOOO! poor whales. i have to admit, however, that he (or she?) was particularly tasty and good to eat. here is a picture.
my friend the tasty whale is the dark mass of raw whaleness that you can see on the right. it was caught for scientific purposes perhaps, but it was not eaten for such! also, i had turban shell. it was the worst thing i've eaten in japan or my whole life. look in my photos for a picture of the little menace. he took me about three minutes to chew up! hm... stay away from them.
my friend the tasty whale is the dark mass of raw whaleness that you can see on the right. it was caught for scientific purposes perhaps, but it was not eaten for such! also, i had turban shell. it was the worst thing i've eaten in japan or my whole life. look in my photos for a picture of the little menace. he took me about three minutes to chew up! hm... stay away from them.
last thing to say for now is that LOUIS CAME TO VISIT ME YES! i was pretty excited about it. we had a good time, although he beat me to unzen. unzen is considered "hell" and is a city full of natural hot springs near a... volcano! the baths smell of sulfur, and i have yet to check them out properly. as soon as possible i will go there and hang out with a bunch of old naked men and shoot the breeze in japanese. it will most definitely make for good times.
until next time, read books every day, eat food pyramids, and stay in school!
Monday, August 17, 2009
Wednesday, August 12, 2009
children's castle fun time GET!
today i played with little kids from morning 'til evening... i played dodgeball, volleyball, basketball, countless games of rock-paper-scissors, arm wrestled, thumb restled, and was defeated at most of the above activities. and the best part? i got payed for it! YES!
the kids here are amazing! today was the second time to visit a place called "children's castle" or "こどもの城" as they say in the nihongos. check out this website!
http://www.city.isahaya.nagasaki.jp/of/02_kikaku/01_kikaku/kodomo/top.htm
it's a public facility up in the hills that anyone can go to free of charge, and it is AMAZING! if you watch the opening slideshow for a minute, you'll get an idea of just how awesome this place is. look for the kids crawling in the big plastic wheel contraption! it was my favorite, and the kids loved pushing me around in it! i stumbled around in dizziness after a few tumbles back and forth... but no worries! as soon as i was able, i told the kids to get into the wheel, and my revenge was SWIFT AND NAUSEA INDUCING! :D never has a kid been pushed so fast in a large, inflatable, plastic wheel.
the guy who runs the place goes by the name of "coach," pronounced by all the kids as "koh-chi". he's a great guy! coach has been teaching us games to play with kids, and today we had a short lesson on child psychology and parent-child relationships in japan. he travels around a lot and does workshops with parents and gives speeches. he's quite a learned fellow! after summer vacation is over, i may only be able to visit children's castle on weekends, but i'm sure it'll be worth it! a music professor from nagasaki university comes down on sundays - he might let me play the djembe with him! :D
well, time to clean the apartment and then do some more longboard exploring! hooray!
Sunday, August 2, 2009
isahaya! hello!
i'm finally here in isahaya! the last few weeks have been quite the blur. rushing to houston, flying to tokyo, having non-stop speeches and workshops to attend from 9am to dusk for two days, and then opening a bank account, getting a cell phone, applying for a foreigner registration card, filling out forms, forms, forms, forms! (collapses)
however, the last couple of days i have finally had a chance to relax. last night was a electronic/house dance party, and the night before the employees of the board of education (boe) threw me and ben (the other new isahaya guy) a welcome party (called enkai). not bad! however, even the new guys had to pitch in to cover the cost of festivities - to the sound of 60 bucks! wow! however, it was good times! i was required to sing a song at karaoke (all in japanese) that i had never heard before simply because they found one titled "louisiana." :D
i'm taking my board around tonight. this place is perfect for longboarding.
i have found myself in a beautiful place. when i have a chance, i'll upload pictures. i live in a decently-sized little apartment right next to the train station and a river. there are hills and mountains all about! well, time to write some emails and crack into my men's fashion magazine. hurray summer edition "men's egg"!
Friday, July 10, 2009
well, i'm back from china. i was barely able to sleep at all after i returned except for a few one or two hour naps... until last night! i scored a record 12 hour slumber! it was an achievement that had to be written about.
china was definitely an adventure, and one that i will never forget. don and i took a road trip by buick, various buses, and two trains. we went to yang zhou, nanking, su zhou, chingtao, yan cheng, yixing, beijing, and hangzhou. i'm probably missing a couple, but those were the big ones!
the food was an adventure all in itself. the chinese do not waste ANYTHING. if they cook a duck, the entire duck is eaten. of course the feathers aren't stewed, but expect to have the intestines, the tongue, the neck, and all other parts and pieces spun around to you on a little communal plate. i ate more than i thought possible on any given day with don's family. "chinese food" restaurants in america should be ashamed.
i saw the western lake, the slender river, the su zhou gardens, the great wall, and a movable, bouncing dance stage in a popular yan cheng bar - an awkward and distressing few moments in my far eastern adventure.
the rest of the story will probably stay in my journal for now. it's a hot day, and my body's asking for another nap.
china was definitely an adventure, and one that i will never forget. don and i took a road trip by buick, various buses, and two trains. we went to yang zhou, nanking, su zhou, chingtao, yan cheng, yixing, beijing, and hangzhou. i'm probably missing a couple, but those were the big ones!
the food was an adventure all in itself. the chinese do not waste ANYTHING. if they cook a duck, the entire duck is eaten. of course the feathers aren't stewed, but expect to have the intestines, the tongue, the neck, and all other parts and pieces spun around to you on a little communal plate. i ate more than i thought possible on any given day with don's family. "chinese food" restaurants in america should be ashamed.
i saw the western lake, the slender river, the su zhou gardens, the great wall, and a movable, bouncing dance stage in a popular yan cheng bar - an awkward and distressing few moments in my far eastern adventure.
the rest of the story will probably stay in my journal for now. it's a hot day, and my body's asking for another nap.
Monday, June 1, 2009
placed!
i have received the location of my new home in japan! :D
looks like i'll be living in a city called isahaya (諫早市) in nagasaki (長崎県) prefecture. i'm not sure of the school yet, but it's only 2.5 hours away from fukuoka city by public transit! i am most excited.
some info i found about isahaya:
141,215 population
.....
that's it! there's pretty much no information on this place in english that's not over ten years old. however! there is a lot of information in japanese, so once i have a chance to sort through it all, i'll try to add some more info. it looks like my discoveries will have to be mostly hands on. but that is ok with me!
i couldn't have asked for a better location. <3
looks like i'll be living in a city called isahaya (諫早市) in nagasaki (長崎県) prefecture. i'm not sure of the school yet, but it's only 2.5 hours away from fukuoka city by public transit! i am most excited.
some info i found about isahaya:
141,215 population
.....
that's it! there's pretty much no information on this place in english that's not over ten years old. however! there is a lot of information in japanese, so once i have a chance to sort through it all, i'll try to add some more info. it looks like my discoveries will have to be mostly hands on. but that is ok with me!
i couldn't have asked for a better location. <3
Tuesday, April 21, 2009
Hey! Are you ready?
heaping blog of ramen will return... this fall!
new features:
1. no capitalization
2. possibly not named "heaping blog of ramen" anymore
3. more crazy interesting pictures of japanese food shot ON LOCATION
4. at least one typo per etnry
the wait... is not over yet.
Wednesday, August 8, 2007
Oh...toh....toh?
The onsen plan has again fallen through. If I can't go with Kyousuke in Tokyo I shall not experience one this trip. However! Tomorrow I'm going to a temple and a concert after classes. I'll also be going to a beach with some friends all day Friday way out in the country. I have a very busy week's end ahead of me. Let's see how it goes! I met Taka for the last time tonight. We went to a yatai! Yay! Here's a picture of a yatai.
I will miss him, and we had good times together. The other night Ryan and I met Miwa and her sister one last time. We went out to eat and had good times. However, Ryan and I are loud and overly-hyper Americans, so Miwa and her sister sat and marveled out how fast we could spit out our strange stories and jokes in our unique and slightly mauled Japanese. Good times were had by all I do believe. Just to give an example of mine and Ryan's sleep deprivation induced stories... I told a story about how an old lady dropped her hat on a busy road while crossing it. I, being the hero that I am, biked as fast as I could possibly bike and while holding on with one hand I leaned over, grabbed the hat, and barely beat a speeding bus heading straight for the old woman's accessory. This was only party true. Ryan shivered shortly after. I asked him if a opossum ran over his grave. He said he had never heard such a silly thing. The girls didn't understand the saying (of course) so Ryan proceeded to explain in Japanese. HOWEVER! He got his words mixed up. I didn't stop him, because it was awesome, but he mixed up the word for "grave" with the word for "firefly." Yeah, it was funny. Especially the looks on the girls faces. He was telling about how he was covered in fireflies, or he was inside of a firefly, while a strange animal was walking over the firefly that he happened to have died in. It was great. I was laughing and crying at the same time. Ok! That's all! Bye bye! I hope to update again before going to Tokyo!
- Derek
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